cal is ariel bc he would make a nice mermaid and ash is rapunzel bc hair and luke is cinderella bc bad bitch and mike is sleeping beauty bc lazy
when does a celeb give a fan 90 dollars out of their own wallet just because it’s their birthday and they met them like
this fandom: taylor took exactly 1,007,738 steps today so that’s a hint and she also blinked 39 times per minute on average so that must be a clue to unlock the Da vinci code that will lead us to the first single of the fifth album
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
Taylor met a little girl today and it was her birthday and Taylor just gave her $90 okay
Words I never thought I’d say:
"Thank you, George W Mother Fucking Bush"
And thank you, Jon Stewart of the Daily Show of reminding us that Republicans have a really short-term memory in regards to actions their own leaders have made.
The elephant mascot of their party is really misrepresented here.
SAY A BAD THING ABOUT FALL OUT BOY IN FRONT IF ME
I DARE YOU
THIS BOY NEXT DOOR WILL TURN INTO AN ASSHOLE REAL QUICK MOTHERFUCKEERS